Black Friday

Como estas muchachos! It's Black Friday and you know what that means! That's absolutely, positively correctamundo! It's time to purchase your very own Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle!

Now it's very important that you understand that a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle is a rare find. Not all Black Friday shoppers will stumble upon this remarkable creature. However, when you do miraculously encounter this gorgeous animal, you must also put into consideration that all your previous shopping means nothing. Thus, you must instead save and spend all your money on this magnificent species.

Your average Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle may cost anywhere from $2,000 to upwards of $5,000 big 'uns. However, I was able to find myself one for just 94 cents, a feat only possible on this wondrous day of crazed consumer madness. Mine is of the Leonardo variety and he's the tamest, most obedient Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle I have ever had the pleasure of meeting.

So, for those of you hoping one day you too may find a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle of your very own, I can tell you that only your patience and persistence may bring you to finally realizing your wildest dream of owning a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle.

I shall now end my blog with a picture of my beloved Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle:


Isn't he adorable?

Yours Truly,
PEACHES Danasty